tl;dr synopsis:

Bitch is crazy.

I Like Sandwiches.

Dracula Pwns.

Fuck Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy.

For the Lulz. 

Well shit, now I don’t even feel like writing it all out because that was pretty much the idea, but I’m tired of having porn sent to my phone as an act of desperation.

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